We ALL love Fridays! For many of us, it is the end of the work week. No more bitch ass bosses, no more fake ass employees, and no more FAKE ASS CUSTOMERS to DEAL WITH. Now that the weekend is here, Black Men across the World are asking one simple question:
Black Men ARE LOOKING FOR SOME ACTION! We are looking for a club (preferably to get in free because niggas is cheap as fuck) and we looking for some woman to TAKE HOME TONIGHT. Well…some of yall still live with your momma so maybe you taking her to the basement.
I know I am funny Bitch. However, for many Black Men, the expenses of Clubs and bars really put a hurting on the average brother’s pockets. Let’s keep it real; some of us negroes is on Child Support! Many brothers believe that they need to wait until the weekend to see beautiful women and then APPROACH. However, the night club setting is just a fucking mirage. Night clubs who cater to black men only want us to come there and pay for over price drinks for bitches who look like this:
GODDAMN THAT IS AN UGLY BITCH! Ok..lets get back on topic! Here are the 8 reasons that Black Men need to stop going to the fucking Club.
- IT TAKES TOO FUCKING LONG TO GET INTO THE CLUB
Brothers…let’s keep this shit #100. You know damn well these weak ass clubs take too damn long to get into. Even if you are on the VIP Guest list before 10:30PM, they intentionally hold the door and let you in at 11:00pm just so you have to pay! In East Coast Cities Like Philly or NYC, it be COLD AS FUCK outside. In other words:
2) IT COSTS TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY TO GET INTO THE CLUB
Do they think niggas is rich? Promoters are charging $20 to get in (OR MORE) in bigger cities and at least 300-1000 US Dollars for a booth for six people. Not only that, it is going to a shit load for drinks, Parking, and other shit. Then, these ugly ass hoes expect you to buy them and their Friends drink.
3) ITS TOO FUCKING LOUD IN THE CLUB
DJS turn those speakers up way too damn LOUD! You cannot talk to a female let a lone hear yourself talk DUE to that loud ass noise in the club. In other words:
4) Women who are attractive dance with each other and avoid Men who want to interact with them
Beautiful women who are conceited in these clubs TEND to dance with ONLY each other. These hoes will grind on each other. However, once you try to dance with them, they will shoot you down. They only want ATTENTION! DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM!
5) CHANCES ARE SLIM ON HOOKING UP WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
Brothers! It is a very small chance that you will bang a chick from one of these Ghetto ass all black clubs. You MAY get a phone number. However, the bitch gives her number to 88 other dudes. When you finally text her, she doesn’t even remember you! Most women Black Men sleep HARDLY come from the CLUB.
6) NIGGAS LIKE TO FIGHT AND SHOOT UP SHIT
I hate to admit this, but it is TRUE! A lot of niggas do not go out to have a good time. They go out to have PROBLEMS. When niggas get around fine women, BAD THINGS TEND TO HAPPEN. Niggas, alcohol, and big booties typically equals this:
I aint trying to get SHOT! Just stay home.
7) THE WOMEN ARE JUST TOO FUCKING FAT
Black night clubs will let any body in who pays. Unfortunately, that means bitches who look like this:
These chicks be in the club Musty as fuck and smelling like Ass, Collard Greens, and moldy Parmesan cheese SMH.
8) BITCHES WEAVES START STANKING AND FUCKS UP THE CLUB ODOR
Brothers. I cannot spend $20 and buy overpriced drinks to be around Smelly weaves all night long. I would rather jack off. I mean why would you go to the club and deal with chicks who will be in there with horse hair looking like this?
This shit is FUCKING disgusting! I can’t take this serious SMH.
Anyways brothers, I am out! And always remember; THE BUFFOONERY REMAINS AT THE ALL TIME HIGH!
OSHAY DUKE JACKSON
