“You can lose lots of money chasing women, but you will NEVER lose women chasing money.”

Mr. Landis, I Think I love My Wife 

Truer words have never spoken than the words that begin this article. History is littered with examples of men whose downfall was caused either directly or indirectly by trying to please women at any or all cost, aka simping.

In the Christian faith, it was Eve that was tempted by the serpent and offered Adam to partake of the forbidden fruit. Adam, wanting to please his wife, ate of the fruit knowing that he was instructed not to do so. This is what is known as original sin. Adam could be thought of as the original simp.

With that, brothers, I’d like to introduce you to man of the hour, Rob Kardashian. Of course, by man of the hour, I do in fact mean simp of the hour. There is so much sympatry in play here. Let me begin to break this down.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with Rob Kardashian, he’s the brother of the infamous Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian. Kendall and Kylie Jenner are his half-sisters.

At one time he was engaged to and had a child with the Blacc Chyna. Now that the background information is out of the way, let’s break this down.

Blacc Chyna was with Tyga and has a baby with him. They break up, and he starts dating Rob’s sister, Kylie. Now, to get back at him, she dates Robert. Now, Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder would have able to see that this was a bad idea.  Seriously, let’s think about this rationally. You got with the girl whose ex is currently dating your sister. Being brutally honest, his sisters are world renowned hoes. He’s had a front row seat to their shenanigans. If anyone should know the signs of a woman that’s looking for a come up, it’s him.  That was the first of many red flags. How exactly did he think this would end?

Let’s fast forward a bit. Rob Kardashian and Blacc Chyna have a child together, which was her aim all along because it simultaneously accomplishes two things. The first thing is that, at least in her mind, cemented her revenge against her ex Tyga.  She had a baby with the brother of the girl who he left her for. Second, she was able to tie herself to the Kardashians and by extension their fame and money.

That was her end game all along. Simply put, with few exceptions, women are always looking to upgrade as it pertains to men. Tyga was never then, and probably never would have been a level of celebrity that Blacc Chyna was looking for.

Rob Kardashian was simply a means to an end.  To her, having his baby definitely was the end that more than justified the means. Being able to embarrass her ex along the way was just icing on the cake.

Now, had that been the end of the story, it still would have been bad.  The truth is that this is nothing new. Women have been having babies by men, be they wealthy celebrities or everyday brothers, for the purposes of cashing in forever.  He isn’t the first and he won’t be the last man to find himself in this situation.  While it certainly isn’t an enviable situation, it’s one that many men have overcome, and simply, if not begrudgingly, charge to the game.

Where Rob Kardashian took simping to a new level was with his series of Instagram and Twitter posts that succeeded in putting his simpatry on display for the world to see.

Here’s a quick summary:

– He admitted to spending 100k on cosmetic surgery

– Paying her 16k a month rent

-Recently buying her 250k in jewelry

– Putting the down payment on her mother’s car as well as a Rolls-Royce

– She is sleeping with several men in the house she lives in that he pays for

If all that wasn’t bad enough, he post a picture of her in the bed with one of the guys she’s fucking where their daughter was conceived.

He thinks that by exposing this that he’s airing her out and getting back at her. In fact, the opposite is true. By posting all this online for the world to see, he’s not embarrassing her. He’s just making a fool out of himself. His plan, assuming he has a plan, has two fatal flaws. The first one is that in order to shame someone, they must feel a sense of embarrassment. Blacc Chyna is a stripper, a very well know stripper. She’s accustomed to being seen naked. It’s her claim to fame.  Also, no one ever thought her body was real. So posting the pics of her on the operating table does nothing to damage her. All it does is make him look like more like a simp because he paid for a body that another man is fucking. Actually, he paid for a body another man is fucking and is paying for the house where said fucking is happening.

The second fatal flaw in his plan is that revenge requires an element of caring. Revenge can only be exacted by making the intended victim suffer. Blacc Chyna doesn’t care about him, therefore, nothing he says or does will matter to her. Why would it? She has his money for the next 18 years and is getting paid to fuck on his dime, which is what she wanted all along. No amount of social media rambling is going to change that fact. She doesn’t care about him now, and judging by her actions, she most likely never did. As the Joker said to Batman in the Dark Knight, “you have nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”

Let this be lesson brothers. When simping goes unchecked, this is what you get.